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5. eleanorslaysyou reblogged this from anonbillweasley and added:

   I shot my lover because I’m gay.

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    i smoked with my lover because i have amazing boobs 😂😂

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    I stabbed a glass of milk because I’m sexy like that (: November + 08 + black

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20. the-insane-otaku reblogged this from ukegermany and added:

    I slept with your mom because I’m a pimp

21. preziosilla reblogged this from sabry-b and added:

    I shot my boy friend because I love to snort cocaine

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24. shredforman reblogged this from beyondhighh and added:

    i cuddled with the kool-aid man because i love marijuana

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33. youhaventaclue reblogged this from astnfrgsn and added:

    I cuddled a homeless guy because i like marijuana…

34. adayinthelifeofpat reblogged this from the-butt-prince-ike and added:

    I needed a bum because I have AMAZING boobs.

35. vintagerosegirl reblogged this from point-in-case and added:

    I stabbed my lover because I love marijuana. HAHAHAHHAAA!!

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37. sofucknfunny reblogged this from awesomephilia and added:

    I smoked with a bag of weed because hoes keep stealing my tacos.

38. lauraturriago reblogged this from castiyo-yo and added:

    I cuddled with my love because I’m good in bed 😏

39. castiyo-yo reblogged this from bowserbanana and added:

    I ran shirtless with a mop because I’m ssexy like that

40. cragwetton reblogged this from spaceguru and added:

    I shanked a mop because hoes kept stealing my tacos.Can’t get fairer than that.

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    I shot my bestfriend because I’m sexy like that

45. buttstooawesome reblogged this from deformed-frogs and added:

    i ran shirtless with your mom because i’m sexy like that

46. kittiblue reblogged this from evillous and added:

    I ate a hippie because I smoked crack.

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    I cuddled with my best friend because I’m sexy like that.

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